"A solitary and strange boy wreaks revenge on the people who harasses him when he makes a disturbing discovery in the depth of a forest."
What a gem this one is, and I say that with the utmost honesty. I have a VHS copy of this that I bought along with hundreds of tapes I purchased during a closeout of a old video store, so one day I randomly popped one in my VCR and it just so happened to be this flick.....good choice. The Pit was made in the golden era of horror films, in the very beginning of the 80's and must have missed its mark somewhere with the big greats that shadowed it. This film is gold, I mean you wont find a academy award winning movie, or amazing performances or shit like that. But you will find a very entertaining way to burn up a hour and a half.
|"Can I ride your bike ?"|
|"Do you like washing me ?"|
|"Im sure we can find some bad people Jamie"|
|"So that's what you eat !"|
Gratuitous Nudity : 2/5 - We get a few boobie shots by Sandy and one hilarious one by the local librarian. See below.
|A cool foreign DVD release cover|
Special FX : - 3/5 - The creatures are decently done, they have cool glowing eyes and the closeups arent bad. The gory eaten remains look realistic too. Could have been better but it works.
Best scene : - By far is one particular scene where Jamie cons the local librarian by calling and telling her that her daughter has been kidnapped, and the only way to get her back is to flash her old titties by the window while Jamie snaps pictures for Teddy ( Teddy also says he's going to look at them alot ). By far the most ridiculous shit ever ! Another memorable scene is Jamie pushing a old crippled woman in a wheelchair into the giant pit, so god damn funny.
Things you will learn from this movie
Librarians are considered hot stuff.
Monsters eat chocolate.
When old people start the "back in my day" speech.....just kill them.
Convincing women to take off their tops is easy.
Teddy bears are perverts.
No one can see giant gaping holes in the ground.
Its hard to tell the difference between green and yellow.
Picking flowers for a girl should make her automatically forgive you ( yeah right ).
Memorable quotes : "How old is your boyfriend ?" * Stares crazy eyed at Sandys chest *