AKA: Halloween Party
|What a smile ! Or she took oral hygiene a little too serious with a toothbrush ?|
|One of the first things you see on screen, is a shot of Linnea Quigley's fanny|
|"WTF, I thought you said your boyfriend was dead !"|
|Damn, she must have been cold !|
This movie oozes with cheese like I said before, the characters are all basically one sided sterotypes and most rank up body counts, but of course resurrect to become blood thirsty one liner demons ! But don't let the cheese and campyness deter you, if this flick can be balled up in one word, that word would be FUN. All the characters are a pleasure to watch and you will undoubtedly have a great viewing. The FX and gore are fantastic, the setting is super creepy, there's plenty of sex and violence for everyone, and the ending is a neat "didn't expect that" kinda ending. It's a fun watch on Halloween night or any spooky rainy night.
|Say " I Do" or else...|
Gore : 5/5 - We get limb ripping, eyeball popping, tongue eating, burnt to a crisp and more.
Gratuitous Nudity: We a few full on flesh shots, mostly by Linnea Quigley, and some 80's beaver.
Death Count : 6
Special FX : 5/5 - The make-up FX is fantastic, as cheesy as this movie can be, the demons are actually pretty goddamn scary.
Best scenes : Too many to name, the spontaneous mooning of a crabby old man, the makeout tongue ripping scene, theres plenty. But if I had to choose one, it would be the insanely cool disappearing lipstick in tit scene, watch and you'll see what I mean.
|Alternate poster art|
Things you will learn from this movie
When all else fails with getting laid, try your luck with the goth.....no really...try it.
Why store your lipstick between your tits, when you can store it IN your tits !
Guys with sour balls don't get many blowjobs
First rule of stealing, show your ass to deter the clerks, works every time
Sex in a coffin looks uncomfortable, chicks dig it too, and it saves you from buying your own
You might be able to trade your sister in for a measly quarter
Make sure you don't try your dates moms cooking, it looks like shit, literally.
Memorable Quotes : "Eat a bowl of fuck ! I am here to PARTY !"