AKA: Twisted Souls
"Taking a wrong turn, travelers find themselves trapped in a mysterious house. One horror after another threatens them as the sorcerer who lives within needs sacrifices to give eternal life to his beautiful bride."
You know....sometimes you can get lost watching a movie from not paying attention, you lose the basic plot. But when you watch the entire movie.....and are lost literally through the entire thing....theres a big problem. That seems to be the problem with this particular film. Its a incoherent jumbled mess......but somehow its very entertaining. The special FX are top notch, even if the plot fails, the monsters and gore make up for it. Lets see if I can piece together a summary of what happens in this golden turd.
|The sleeping beauty|
Now this I can follow, and I guess this is our underlying story here. As the film progresses we meet a few characters that actually have nothing to do with the main story, one including a kid who ran away from home and some creepy guy that seems like a rapist. But they are short lived, only to get killed by one of Kreon's many monsters, ( a cat guy with a hook hand and cowboy spur boots....how scary ). But the fun doesn't stop yet. A group of rag tag people who just got thrown out from a party ( one of them is a stereotypical bad dude named Duke, dressed in leather duds ) stumble across Kreon's mansion and decide to continue the party.
|The unsuspecting group|
Upon futher inspection of the house they come across a ouija board, when one of the characters plays with the board, she immediately becomes possessed by Kreon and transforms into a ripoff of Evil Dead and attacks everyone. When the unsuspecting fools try to escape the mansion, they find the mansion is now surrounded by zombies and surprise, they are trapped.
|Possessed, Evil dead ?|
|What kind of ending is this ?!|
You can find Spookies on VHS format since it has not been officially released to DVD, or you can buy it off a online bootleg website.
|Foreign VHS artwork|
Gratuitous Nudity : 0/5 - Nothing at all ! BOOOO. And to think, the chick with the biggest rack doesnt whip em out. What a tease.
Death Count : 8 +
Special FX : 5/5 - The monsters were amazing. Super cool creatures and zombies.
Things you will learn from this movie
Following strange asian women into the darkness is never a good idea.
Grim reapers explode.
Monsters are really gassy.
Its always a good time to get laid, even when there's monsters all about.
Cat men wear fashionable clothes and boots.
Zombies just want their mommy.
Memorable quotes : " Uhhh look at me I'm Duke the horny ghost"
All in all I give it about
Till next time.