AKA: Nightmare Vacation
"Slightly disturbed and painfully shy Angela Baker is sent away to summer camp with her cousin. Not long after Angela's arrival, things start to go horribly wrong for anyone with sinister or less than honorable intentions."
|Ricky and Angela|
|Aunt Martha ties strings around her fingers so she doesnt forget !|
|Boiled to death|
|Arrow to the jugular|
Gore : 2/5 - Theres some nasty stuff here, but some deaths that appear off screen. Not too gory but still awesome !
Gratuitous Nudity : 0/5 - Well there is one.....full male frontal.
|Alternate VHS artwork|
Special FX : 3/5 - The bodys that do appear are pretty nasty and mangled. The boiling death is pretty impressive.
Best scenes/Things to look for : Theres tons, we meet a pedophile cook who calls kids "baldies", who is basically springing a hardon when the kids arrive off the bus, blowing kisses and shit. Its actually quite funny, and yet no one reports him ! The bee hive death is another good cringing scene. Stung to death on the shitter.....that really fucking sucks.
Things you will learn from this movie
Woman are terrible drivers all around....even on a boat.
You can bribe witnesses of a murder to keep shut by offering them $15 bucks
Mind over matter means getting a bare ass to your face
When the ALL the girls refuse to go skinny dipping, its perfectly normal for all the dudes to just go
Calling people "fags" and "pussies" while wearing booty shorts makes no sense
Memorable quotes : "you're a regular carpenters dream ! Flat as a board and needs a screw !"